A sultry welcome to you
Take a seat over here by the fire, take a load off. Yea, just like that. Isn’t it warm, here? The fire always puts me at ease, and I feel myself drifting… somewhere… drifting… just like that. I’m going to count down from ten, and you’ll feel yourself drifting deeper, and deeper, and deeper.
Ten…
Nine…
Eight…
Seven…
Six…
Five…
Four…
Three…
Two…
One…
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!! YOU’VE BEEN CHRISTMAS JOKED!!!!!!!!!!!