diff --git a/bin/chatdir-in.sh b/bin/chatdir-in.sh
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+#!/bin/sh
+#―――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――
+# Name: chatdir-in
+# Desc: A simple wrapper for sending messages in a chatdir, w autocomplete
+#       and all that sweet stuff.
+# Reqs: rwlrap, shell
+# Date: 2023-02-14
+# Lisc: CC0; jadedctrl <jadedctrl@posteo.at>
+#―――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――
+
+# Create the auto-complete file used by rlwrap, containing users anc channel-names
+prep_auto_complete() {
+	local file="$1"
+
+	ls "$CHATDIR" \
+	   > "$file"
+
+	if test -n "$CHANNEL"; then
+		ls "$CHATDIR/$CHANNEL/.users/online/" \
+		   >> "$file"
+	fi
+}
+
+
+# Take in user-input with the oh-so-pretty rlwrap
+# seriously, <3<3,3 rlwrap I love you marry me
+# have my babies rlwrap! have my babies!
+# we'll live in a secluded cottage, with nary a
+# bad piece of code. it'll be a very sugary life,
+# my dearest rlwrap. just you and I in the world,
+# no-one else
+get_input() {
+	prep_auto_complete "$AUTO_COMPLETE_FILE"
+
+	rlwrap --one-shot \
+		   --substitute-prompt='» ' \
+		   --break-chars "$(printf '\n')" \
+		   --extra-char-after-completion='' \
+		   --file "$AUTO_COMPLETE_FILE" \
+		   cat
+}
+
+
+# Find out if the user is selecting a channel, or sending a message; act appropriately.
+parse_input() {
+	local input="$1"
+
+	if test -d "$CHATDIR/$input" -a -d "$CHATDIR/$input/.in/"; then
+		set_channel "$input"
+	elif test -n "$input"; then
+		send_message "$input"
+	fi
+}
+
+
+# Send a message to the selected channel, and echo it
+send_message() {
+	local message="$1"
+
+	if test -z "$CHANNEL"; then
+		echo "No channel set; type in its name verbatim, first."
+	else
+		echo "$message" \
+			 > "$CHATDIR/$CHANNEL/.in/input"
+		echo "$CHATDIR/$CHANNEL ← $message"
+	fi
+}
+
+
+# Set the selected channel, and brag about it
+set_channel() {
+	local channel="$1"
+
+	if test -d "$CHATDIR/$channel" -a -d "$CHATDIR/$channel/.in/"; then
+		CHANNEL="$channel"
+		echo "— $CHANNEL —"
+	fi
+}
+
+
+help() {
+	echo "usage: $(basename "$0") CHATD_DIR"
+	echo ""
+	echo "Chatdir daemons send plain-text files placed in .in/ directories as messages."
+	echo "This script is a wrapper around that: Just type in a message and hit ENTER"
+	echo "to send it to the currently selected channel. To select a channel, type in"
+	echo "a line solely containing the verbatim channel name."
+	echo "TAB-completion is supported, for both channel-names and for online users."
+	echo "rlwrap is used for input."
+	exit 2
+}
+
+
+if test ! -d "$1"; then
+	help
+fi
+
+echo "~~ $(basename $0) ~~"
+echo "No channel selected."
+echo "Select a channel by typing in its name verbatim!"
+
+CHATDIR="$1"
+CHANNEL=""
+AUTO_COMPLETE_FILE="$(mktemp --suffix=.chatd-in)"
+
+
+INPUT=""
+while INPUT="$(get_input)"; do
+	parse_input "$INPUT"
+done
+
+
+rm "$AUTO_COMPLETE_FILE"
diff --git a/bin/irc_file_notify.sh b/bin/irc_file_notify.sh
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+#!/bin/sh
+#―――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――
+# Name: irc_file_notify
+# Desc: Watches a directory for any newly-created files, and then sends a
+#       notification!
+# Reqs: inotifywait, notify-send, shell
+# Date: 2022
+# Lisc: CC0; jadedctrl <jadedctrl@posteo.at>
+#―――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――
+
+notification_title() {
+	local file="$1"
+	local sender="$(attr -qg chat.sender "$file")"
+	local channel="$(basename "$(dirname "$file")")"
+
+	echo "$sender [$channel]"
+}
+
+
+notification_message() {
+	local file="$1"
+	local message="$(head -1 "$file")"
+
+	echo "$message"
+}
+
+
+monitor_dirs() {
+	inotifywait --format "%w%f" \
+				--event MOVED_TO,CREATE \
+				$@
+}
+
+
+TARGET="$1"
+
+if test -z "$IRC_ICON"; then
+	# Set this variable, or you'll get my preferred icon. Suffer! c:<
+	IRC_ICON="$XDG_DATA_HOME/icons/retrosmart-icon-theme/scalable/chat.svg"
+fi
+
+
+if test -z "$TARGET"; then
+	echo "usage: $(basename "$0") CHAT_DIRECTORY"
+	echo ""
+	echo "Monitors a specific channel's directory for any new messages, sending"
+	echo "a notification when one is receieved."
+	exit 2
+fi
+
+
+while test 1 -eq 1; do
+	FILE="$(monitor_dirs $@)"
+	notify-send \
+		--app-name="$(basename "$0")" \
+		--icon "$IRC_ICON" \
+		"$(notification_title "$FILE")" \
+		"$(notification_message "$FILE")"
+
+done
diff --git a/bin/proc_notify.sh b/bin/proc_notify.sh
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+#!/bin/sh
+#―――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――
+# Name: proc_notify
+# Desc: Bad script that checks over and over and over if a program is running,
+#       by greping `ps ax` w the passed arg. If the program isn't running,
+#       send an URGENT notification, telling the user.
+# Reqs: notify-send, shell
+# Date: 2023
+# Lisc: CC0; jadedctrl <jadedctrl@posteo.at>
+#―――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――
+
+watch_loop() {
+	local program="$1"
+	local us="$2"
+	local last_id="$3"
+	if test -z "$last_id"; then
+		last_id=13375
+	fi
+
+	if test -z "$(ps ax | grep "$program" | grep -ve "grep" -e "$us")"; then
+		notify-send --replace-id="$last_id" \
+					--print-id \
+					--urgency=critical \
+					"$program not running!"
+	fi
+	sleep 30
+}
+
+
+PROGRAM="$1"
+LAST_ID=13375
+
+if test -z "$PROGRAM"; then
+	echo "usage: $(basename "$0") REGEX"
+	echo ""
+	echo "Monitors output of `ps ax` for the expect program, defined by regex."
+	echo "If said program isn't found, then an URGENT notification will be sent."
+	exit 2
+fi
+
+while test "life" = "life"; do
+	id="$(watch_loop "$PROGRAM" "$0" "$LAST_ID")"
+	last_id="$id"
+	echo "$last_id"
+done