RELATIVE_PATH // SIDE-EFFECT: Written redirect PHP to filepath // Create a simple PHP redirection file at $filepath to $url; // return the relative path to it. function write_alias($filepath, $url) { $file_p = fopen($filepath, 'w'); fwrite($file_p, "\n"); fclose($file_p); return $filepath; } // FILEPATH SOURCE_STRING --> RELATIVE_PATH // SIDE-EFFECT: Written metadata TXT at $filepath.txt // Create a metadata file for set path; // return the relative path to it. function write_metadata($filepath, $source) { if (empty($source)) { $source = "[citation needed]"; } $file_p = fopen($filepath . ".txt", 'w'); $source_string = "Source:\n" . prefix_text(set_line_length($source, 60), " "); fwrite($file_p, $source_string); fclose($file_p); } // TEXT STRING_PREFIX --> TEXT_STARTING_WITH_PREFIX // Places $prefix at the start of every line in $text. function prefix_text($text, $prefix) { $separator = "\r\n"; $line = strtok($text, $separator); $prefixed_text=""; while ($line !== false) { $prefixed_text=$prefixed_text . $prefix . $line . "\n"; $line = strtok($separator); } return $prefixed_text; } // STRING COLUMN_SIZE_NUMBER --> TEXT_FORMATTED_TO_SIZED_LINES // Turns all lines in a string into, at the max, sized at $column_size // Perfect for consistent formatting <3 function set_line_length($original, $line_width) { $text_len = strlen($original) - 1; $line_width = $line_width - 1; $resized = []; $new_line = true; if ($text_len + 1 == 0) { return 0; } // j is the index for $resized, the string deriving from $text // they will both be different sizes, and so need different indexes $j = 0; for($i = 0; $i <= $text_len; $i++) { $cur_character = substr($original, $i, 1); if ($i % $line_width == 0 && $i != 0) { // if not in middle of word, just start a newline // otherwise, hypenate the word across a newline if ($cur_character == ' ') { $resized[$j] = "\n"; $j++; } else if (is_punctuation($cur_character)) { $resized[$j] = "$cur_character"; $resized[$j + 1] = "\n"; $j++; } else { $resized[$j] = "-"; $resized[$j + 1] = "\n"; $resized[$j + 2] = $original[$i]; $j += 2; } $new_line = true; } else { if ($new_line == true && $cur_character == ' ') { } else { $resized[$j] = $original[$i]; } $new_line = false; } $j++; } return implode($resized); } // CHARACTER --> BOOLEAN // Check whether or not a character is punctuation. function is_punctuation($character) { $punctuations = array("!", "@", "#", "$", "%", "^", "&", "*", "(", ")", "[", "{", "}", "]", "`", "~", ";", ":", "'", "\"", ",", ".", "<", ">", "/", "?"); return in_array($character, $punctuations); } // FILENAME --> SAFE_FILENAME_STRING // Sanitize a filename by replacing common suspicious characters with "_". function sanitize_filename($filename) { $death_characters = array(" ", ",", "/", "\\", "%", "$", "^"); $sanitized_filename = str_replace($death_characters, "_", $filename); return $sanitized_filename; } // ARRAY --> LAST_ELEMENT_OF_ARRAY // Get the last element in an array. function last($array) { $array[count($array) - 1]; } // URL --> FILENAME_AT_END_OF_URL // Return the filename of a URL. function url_to_filename($url) { return last(explode('/', $url)); } // ??? --> ??? // ??? function get_cwd($url) { $url_array = (explode("/", $url)); if (end($url_array)) { $parts = count($url_array); $url = $_SERVER["HTTP_HOST"] . implode(array_splice($url_array, 1, $parts - 2)); return $url; } else { return $url; } } // IMAGE_PATH --> IMAGE_PATH // Sanitize an image (EXIF, etc) with external program from config.php function sanitize_image($path) { exec($image_sanitize_command . $image_sanitize_args . $path, $result); return $path; } function celebrate($dest_file, $item_type, $image_url, $image_alt, $meta_data = false) { ?> <?php echo($site_name . ": " . $item_type); ?> inserted <3

Thanks for feeding me

Your 's in safe hands

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Your 's over here

It's meta-stuff (or lack thereof) is here

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Oh God, I've never seen so much blood—

err, I mean, there're just some minor problems under the hood!

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