diff --git a/conjure.php b/conjure.php
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..d070056
--- /dev/null
+++ b/conjure.php
@@ -0,0 +1,96 @@
+<?php 
+
+include("lib.php");
+
+include("header.html");
+echo("\n<main class=\"text-center\">\n");
+
+function celebrate($dest_file)
+{
+
+?>
+	<p class="uppercase">Thank you for feeding me</p>
+	<p class="uppercase">Your coin is in safe hands</p>
+	<p class="uppercase">It will not be de-atomized for at least a year</p>
+
+	<title>COIN INSERTED <3</title>
+
+	<img alt="A coin lovingly inserted to a coin-slot" src="res/img/coininserted_big.png">
+
+	<p class="uppercase">Your coin's <a href="<?php echo($dest_file); ?>">over here</a></p>
+	<p class="uppercase"><a href="<?php echo($dest_file); ?>">
+		https://coinsh.red/<?php echo($dest_file); ?></a></p>
+	<p class="uppercase">It's meta-stuff (or lack thereof) is 
+		<a href="<?php echo($dest_file); ?>.txt">here</a></p>
+<?php
+}
+
+function celebrate_death($dest_file, $upload_method)
+{
+?>
+	<title>COIN ON FIRE</title>
+	<img alt="Ouch, that coin's on fire. Literally." src="res/img/coinfire_big.png">
+	<p>...</p>
+	<p class="uppercase">That was weird, something went wrong.</p>
+	<p class="uppercase">Give it another go-- if it happens again, tell me.<p>
+	<p class="uppercase">Also tell this: "File: <?php echo($dest_file); ?>,
+		Method: <?php echo($upload_method); ?>."</p>
+
+<?php
+}
+	
+
+
+if (!empty($_POST["url_target"]) && !empty($_POST["url_alias"]))
+{
+	$url_target = $_POST["url_target"];
+	$url_alias = $_POST["url_alias"];
+	$beaming_permitted = 1;
+}
+else
+{
+	$beaming_permitted = 0;
+}
+
+
+// check if file-name has any... undesirable characteristics
+$url_alias = sanitize_filename($url_alias);
+
+
+// and now we pretend that never happened
+
+$dest_dir = "u/";
+$dest_file = $dest_dir . $url_alias;
+
+
+
+if (file_exists($dest_file))
+{
+	echo("\t<p class=\"uppercase\">We're getting some interference</p>\n");
+	echo("\t<p class=\"uppercase\">Please use a different coin-name</p>\n\n");
+	$beaming_permitted = 0;	
+}
+
+if ($beaming_permitted == 0)
+{
+	echo("\t<title>COIN ON FIRE</title>\n\n");
+	echo("\t<img alt=\"A big coin in bloody flames.\" src=res/img/coinfire_big.png>\n");
+	echo("\t<p>sorry <\\3</p>\n");
+}
+else  
+{
+	$redirectfile = fopen($dest_file, 'w');
+
+	fwrite($redirectfile, "<?php header('Location: " . $url_target . "'); ?>");
+	fclose($redirectfile);
+
+	celebrate($dest_file);
+}
+
+?>
+
+</main>
+
+<?php
+include("footer.html");
+?>
diff --git a/header.html b/header.html
index 29211b9..e6c8f15 100644
--- a/header.html
+++ b/header.html
@@ -18,7 +18,7 @@
 <div class="menu top-menu">
 	<h2>coinsh.red</h2>
 	<ul>
-		<li><a href="/insert-coin/index.php">file-beamer</a></li>
-		<li><a href="/insert-coin/u/index.php">url-shortener</a></li>
+		<li><a href="index.php">file-beamer</a></li>
+		<li><a href="url.php">url-shortener</a></li>
 	</ul>
 </div>
diff --git a/index.php b/index.php
index 011748e..e3567f4 100644
--- a/index.php
+++ b/index.php
@@ -13,6 +13,11 @@
 			name="file_source" class="basic-text">
 	</p>
 
+<!--	<p>
+        	<input type="text" placeholder="Upload from URL" 
+			name="upload_url" id="upload_url" style="width: 400px;">
+	</p> -->
+
 	<input type="file" name="fileToUpload" id="fileToUpload" style="margin: 0 auto">
 	<input style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px" type="submit" value="INSERT COIN" name="submit">
 </form>
diff --git a/url.php b/url.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..4bfb223
--- /dev/null
+++ b/url.php
@@ -0,0 +1,23 @@
+<?php include("header.html");?>
+
+<main>
+
+<form action="conjure.php" method="post" enctype="multipart/form-data">
+	<p>
+        	<input type="text" placeholder="URL"
+			name="url_target" class="basic-text">
+	</p>
+
+	<p>
+		<input type="text" placeholder="Alias (Shortened URL)"
+			name="url_alias" class="basic-text">
+	</p>
+
+	<input style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px" type="submit" value="INSERT COIN" name="submit">
+</form>
+
+<img alt="Picture of a pretty big, yellow labour-token." src="res/img/insertcoin_big.png">
+
+</main>
+
+<?php include("footer.html");?>