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+  16. Limitation of Liability.
+
+  IN NO EVENT UNLESS REQUIRED BY APPLICABLE LAW OR AGREED TO IN WRITING
+WILL ANY COPYRIGHT HOLDER, OR ANY OTHER PARTY WHO MODIFIES AND/OR CONVEYS
+THE PROGRAM AS PERMITTED ABOVE, BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR DAMAGES, INCLUDING ANY
+GENERAL, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF THE
+USE OR INABILITY TO USE THE PROGRAM (INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO LOSS OF
+DATA OR DATA BEING RENDERED INACCURATE OR LOSSES SUSTAINED BY YOU OR THIRD
+PARTIES OR A FAILURE OF THE PROGRAM TO OPERATE WITH ANY OTHER PROGRAMS),
+EVEN IF SUCH HOLDER OR OTHER PARTY HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF
+SUCH DAMAGES.
+
+  17. Interpretation of Sections 15 and 16.
+
+  If the disclaimer of warranty and limitation of liability provided
+above cannot be given local legal effect according to their terms,
+reviewing courts shall apply local law that most closely approximates
+an absolute waiver of all civil liability in connection with the
+Program, unless a warranty or assumption of liability accompanies a
+copy of the Program in return for a fee.
+
+                     END OF TERMS AND CONDITIONS
+
+            How to Apply These Terms to Your New Programs
+
+  If you develop a new program, and you want it to be of the greatest
+possible use to the public, the best way to achieve this is to make it
+free software which everyone can redistribute and change under these terms.
+
+  To do so, attach the following notices to the program.  It is safest
+to attach them to the start of each source file to most effectively
+state the exclusion of warranty; and each file should have at least
+the "copyright" line and a pointer to where the full notice is found.
+
+    <one line to give the program's name and a brief idea of what it does.>
+    Copyright (C) <year>  <name of author>
+
+    This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
+    it under the terms of the GNU Affero General Public License as published by
+    the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
+    (at your option) any later version.
+
+    This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+    but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+    MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
+    GNU Affero General Public License for more details.
+
+    You should have received a copy of the GNU Affero General Public License
+    along with this program.  If not, see <https://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+
+Also add information on how to contact you by electronic and paper mail.
+
+  If your software can interact with users remotely through a computer
+network, you should also make sure that it provides a way for users to
+get its source.  For example, if your program is a web application, its
+interface could display a "Source" link that leads users to an archive
+of the code.  There are many ways you could offer source, and different
+solutions will be better for different programs; see section 13 for the
+specific requirements.
+
+  You should also get your employer (if you work as a programmer) or school,
+if any, to sign a "copyright disclaimer" for the program, if necessary.
+For more information on this, and how to apply and follow the GNU AGPL, see
+<https://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
diff --git a/README.txt b/README.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..5a7ed0a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/README.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,37 @@
+===============================================================================
+DISTRIBUTE-COIN                                              Seize the tokens ♥
+===============================================================================
+
+distribute-coin's a privacy-focused  image-uploading and URL-shortening
+service. It doesn't have bells and whistles like accounts or cookies, 
+JS or tracking… which you might consider good things.
+I think they're awful.
+
+Probably the one bell it has is that it's backed up by IPFS. Whenever you
+upload a file, it's 'added' to IPFS and pinned to the gateway. Then, a 
+shortened URL (containing the file-name you chose/came with the file) is
+created that redirects to the actual IPFS URL.
+
+
+----------------------------------------
+USAGE
+----------------------------------------
+Just use `quicklisp` (pop this in your "~/quicklisp/local-projects/",
+and you're good).
+There is one thing that isn't in quicklisp that this needs, though:
+	* ipfs-gno (https://git.eunichx.us/ipfs-gno.git)
+
+Once you've loaded :distribute-coin into your REPL, just run:
+	(distribute-coin:server)
+
+You might wanna look at the docstrings for more information, esp.
+on usage of #'server.
+
+
+----------------------------------------
+BORING STUFF
+----------------------------------------
+License is AGPLv3-- check COPYING.txt.
+Author is Jaidyn Ann <jadedctrl@teknik.io>
+Permanent instance over at https://coinsh.red
+Sauce is at https://git.eunichx.us/distribute-coin.git
diff --git a/distribute-coin.asd b/distribute-coin.asd
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..5147b4c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/distribute-coin.asd
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+(defsystem "distribute-coin"
+	   :version "0.1"
+	   :author "Jaidyn Ann <jadedctrl@teknik.io>"
+           :license "Cooperative Software License"
+	   :depends-on ("hunchentoot" "translate" "html-template" "ipfs-gno")
+	   :components ((:module "src"
+			   :components
+			   ((:file "package")
+			     (:file "util")
+			     (:file "sanitize")
+			     (:file "handle-requests")
+			     (:file "main"))))
+
+           :description
+	   "An IPFS-backed file-uploading & URL-shortening website.")
diff --git a/res/css/style.css b/res/css/style.css
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..437d06f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/css/style.css
@@ -0,0 +1,105 @@
+body
+{
+	background-color: #FAE3E3;
+
+	margin: 0 0 0 0;
+
+	font-style: sans;
+	font-family: 'ConnectionRegular';
+	font-weight: normal;
+
+	text-align: center;
+}
+
+footer
+{
+	background-color: #F7D4BC;
+        position: fixed;
+        left: 0;
+        bottom: 0;
+	padding-top: 5px;
+        width: 100%;
+}
+
+img
+{
+	width: 280px;
+}
+
+main
+{
+	padding-top: 20px;
+	padding-bottom: 20px;
+}
+
+.menu h2 a
+{
+	color: #000000;
+	text-decoration: none;
+}
+
+
+
+
+.basic-text
+{
+	width: 300px;
+}
+
+
+
+.menu
+{
+	background-color: #C98BB9;
+
+	width: 100%;
+	margin: 0;
+	padding-bottom: 5px;
+}
+
+.menu h1, .menu h2, .menu h3
+{
+	margin: 0;
+	background-color: #CFA5B4;
+}
+
+.menu ul
+{
+	overflow:hidden
+
+}
+
+.menu li
+{
+	width: 25%;
+	display: block;
+	float: left;
+}
+
+.top-menu li
+{
+	font-size: 20px;
+	width: 50%;
+}
+
+#duck
+{
+	margin-left: 10px;
+	margin-top: 10px;
+	width: 25px;
+}
+
+article
+{
+	max-width: 800px;
+	text-align: justify;
+	text-indent: 15px;
+	margin: auto;
+}
+
+article h1,h2
+{
+	text-align: center;
+}
+
+
diff --git a/res/html/coin/beam.php b/res/html/coin/beam.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..afaf937
--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/html/coin/beam.php
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+<form action="<?php echo webroot("private/beam.php")?>"
+		method="post" enctype="multipart/form-data">
+	<p>
+        	<input type="text" placeholder="Filename (Blank for uploaded name)" 
+			name="desired_filename" class="basic-text">
+	</p>
+
+	<p>
+		<input type="text" placeholder="Source (Optional)"
+			name="file_source" class="basic-text">
+	</p>
+
+	<input type="file" name="uploadcoin" id="uploadcoin"
+		style="margin: 0 auto">
+	<input style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px" type="submit"
+		value="INSERT <?php echo(strtoupper($GLOBALS["file_beam_item"])); ?>" name="submit">
+</form>
diff --git a/res/html/coin/celebrate.php b/res/html/coin/celebrate.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..dd20bb3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/html/coin/celebrate.php
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+	<p>Thanks for feeding me; it'll be in safe hands</p>
+
+	<p>Your coin's <a href="<?php echo($GLOBALS["coin_url"]); ?>">over here</a></p>
+
+	<p><b><?php echo($GLOBALS["coin_url"]); ?></b></p>
+
+	<p>It's meta-stuff (or lack thereof) is 
+	<a href="<?php echo($GLOBALS["coin_url"] . ".txt"); ?>">here</a></p>
diff --git a/res/html/coin/death-1.html b/res/html/coin/death-1.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..627b00b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/html/coin/death-1.html
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+	<p>You didn't upload anything, dope.</p>
+	<p>Try again.</p>
diff --git a/res/html/coin/death-2.html b/res/html/coin/death-2.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..3896b9d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/html/coin/death-2.html
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+	<p>Er, that coin already exists— try a different file-name.</p>
diff --git a/res/html/coin/death.html b/res/html/coin/death.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..60a385f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/html/coin/death.html
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+	<p>What the hell just happened? :o</p>
+	<p>I dunno, but maybe you should give it another go?</p>
diff --git a/res/html/coin_index.html b/res/html/coin_index.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..28702b8
--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/html/coin_index.html
@@ -0,0 +1,21 @@
+<form action="/private/beam.php"
+		method="post" enctype="multipart/form-data">
+	<p>
+        	<input type="text" placeholder="Filename (Blank for uploaded name)" 
+			name="desired_filename" class="basic-text">
+	</p>
+
+	<p>
+		<input type="text" placeholder="Source (Optional)"
+			name="file_source" class="basic-text">
+	</p>
+
+	<input type="file" name="uploadcoin" id="uploadcoin"
+		style="margin: 0 auto">
+	<input style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px" type="submit"
+		value="INSERT COIN" name="submit">
+</form>
+	<img
+		alt="A big & yellow coin lying before a coin-slot"
+		src="<!-- TMPL_VAR depth -->r/coin-big.png">
+
diff --git a/res/html/foot.html b/res/html/foot.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..13617a3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/html/foot.html
@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+<footer>
+	<div class="menu">
+		<h3>friends ✿ <a href="<!-- TMPL_VAR depth -->i/">info</a></h3>
+		<ul>
+			<li><a href="https://raddle.me">raddle</a></li>
+			<li><a href="https://albertoefg.info">efg</a></li>
+			<li><a href="https://jadedmeta.xyz">jadedmeta</a></li>
+			<li><a href="https://libregamenight.xyz">lgn</a></li>
+			<li><a href="https://fsf.org">fsf</a></li>
+			<li><a href="https://eunichx.us">eunichx</a></li>
+			<li><a href="http://4wxnumwn5zljjkyi.onion/">
+				onion</a></li>
+			<li><b><a href="https://git.eunichx.us/insert-coin.git">
+				source-code</a></b></li>
+		</ul>
+	</div>
+</footer>
+</html>
+
+
+
+
diff --git a/res/html/head.html b/res/html/head.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..5a38da4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/html/head.html
@@ -0,0 +1,35 @@
+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html lang="en">
+
+<head>
+<!-- THIS ENTIRE FILE IS UNDER THE AGPLv3+
+     https://www.gnu.org/licenses/agpl-3.0.html -->
+
+<link rel="stylesheet" media="screen"
+	href="https://fontlibrary.org/face/connection" type="text/css"/>
+
+<link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css"
+	href="<!-- TMPL_VAR depth -->r/style.css">
+<link rel="shortcut icon" href="<!-- TMPL_VAR depth -->r/favicon.png">
+
+<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
+
+<title><!-- TMPL_VAR site-name --></title>
+</head>
+<body>
+<div class="menu top-menu">
+	<h2>	<a href="<!-- TMPL_VAR depth -->">
+			<!-- TMPL_VAR site-name -->
+		</a>
+<!--		<a href="<!-- TMPL_VAR depth -->d/"> -->
+			<img id="duck"
+			src="<!-- TMPL_VAR depth -->r/war_duck.png"
+			alt="Warduck lives!">
+<!--		</a> -->
+	</h2>
+	<ul>
+		<li><a href="<!-- TMPL_VAR depth -->p/">file-beamer</a></li>
+		<li><a href="<!-- TMPL_VAR depth -->u/">url-shortener</a></li>
+	</ul>
+</div>
+
diff --git a/res/html/i-index.html b/res/html/i-index.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..dbf6175
--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/html/i-index.html
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+<h1>Info</h1>
+
+<article><a href="what"><h2>What?<h2></a></article>
+<article><a href="privacy"><h2>Privacy?<h2></a></article>
+<article><a href="tos"><h2>ToS?<h2></a></article>
+
diff --git a/res/html/i-privacy.html b/res/html/i-privacy.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..1ce6581
--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/html/i-privacy.html
@@ -0,0 +1,62 @@
+<article>
+<section>
+<h1>Privacy Policy</h1>
+<p>No data based on visits are recorded, period. No logs are stored, no IP
+   addresses are recorded, and no-one can be tied to any specific file-upload.
+</p>
+
+<p>The only data saved is what you explicitly provide:
+	<ul>
+		<li>Metadata embedded in the file</li>
+		<li>The file-name you provide</li>
+		<li>The optional “Source” text</li>
+	</ul>
+</p>
+
+No cookies are used, except for the “LANG” cookie, which is only
+created when you manually change the language from the default as detected.
+You'll be warned when that happens, ofc.
+</section>
+
+<hr />
+
+<section>
+<h2>Privacy Tips</h2>
+<p>To keep safe on coinsh.red (and, y'know, the web in general), try some of
+this:</p>
+	<ul>
+		<li>Use <a href="https://torproject.org">Tor</a>
+		    and Tor Browser
+			<ul>
+				<li>coinsh.red has a Tor hidden service you
+				    can use
+				    <a href="http://4wxnumwn5zljjkyi.onion/">
+				    here</a>
+				</li>
+			</ul>
+		</li>
+		<li>Run LiGNUx, instead of <a
+		    href="https://gnu.org/proprietary/malware-microsoft.html">
+		    Windows</a> or
+		    <a href="https://gnu.org/proprietary/malware-apple.html">
+		    OSX</a>
+		</li>
+		<li>Scrape metadata from files you upload whenever possible
+			<ul>
+				<li>Including here. PNG and JPG files are
+				    automatically scraped, but you'll need to
+				    manually take care of other filetypes
+				</li>
+			</ul>
+		</li>
+	</ul>
+
+<p>That's really just some bare-bones stuff.</p>
+<p>You should probably check out the Raddle Wiki
+   <a href="https://raddle.me/wiki/basic_security">Basic Security</a>
+   (<a href="http://lfbg75wjgi4nzdio.onion/wiki/basic_security">Onion</a>)
+   guide for some more in-depth stuff.
+</p>
+</section>
+</article>
+
diff --git a/res/html/i-tos.html b/res/html/i-tos.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..7f9df5f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/html/i-tos.html
@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+<article>
+<h1>The “Terms”</h1>
+
+<p>Basically anything you upload is fair game.</p>
+
+<p>If I get a letter from authorities or what have you (DMCA, etc.), though,
+   there's a good chance I'll remove the alias to your file, and unpin it
+   from my IPFS gateway.
+</p>
+
+<p>You might wanna check out the <a href="privacy">privacy policy</a> page,
+   while you're at it.
+</p>
+
+<aside>
+	<p>(Have I mentioned how much I hate these detached, jargony terms:
+	   “terms of service”, “privacy policy”,
+	   etc? I'm not saying they're not important, they are, but it feels
+	   kind of weird how they're almost always named exactly the same way
+	   everywhere, that unsettling homogeneity. Oh well.)
+	</p>
+</aside>
+</article>
+
+
diff --git a/res/html/i-what.html b/res/html/i-what.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..253bf06
--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/html/i-what.html
@@ -0,0 +1,29 @@
+<article>
+<section>
+<h1>Er, what <em>is</em> this?</h1>
+
+<p>Another generic, privacy-centered file-host.</p>
+<p>Well, except that this one is backed by <a href="https://ipfs.io">IPFS</a>,
+the Interplanetary File System-- so your files are permanent and distributed!
+Whenever you upload a file, you get an alias (AKA, shortened URL) that redirects
+to the file on IPFS.</p>
+
+</section>
+
+<hr />
+
+<section>
+<h2>And the software?</h2>
+<p>coinsh.red runs on what I call
+   <a href="https://git.eunichx.us/distribute-coin">distribute-coin</a>,
+   a libre/copyleft web service (licensed under the GNU AGPLv3)
+   written in Common Lisp. It's the successor to
+   <a href="https://git.eunichx.us/insert-coin">insert-coin</a>, which
+   just suckeddd.
+</p>
+</section>
+</article>
+
+
+
+
diff --git a/res/html/mask/celebrate.php b/res/html/mask/celebrate.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..ca7b90f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/html/mask/celebrate.php
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+	<p>Thanks for feeding me; it'll be in safe hands</p>
+
+	<p>Your <?php echo(strtolower($GLOBALS["url_aliasize_item"])); ?>'s
+	<a href="<?php echo($GLOBALS["mask_url"]); ?>">over here</a></p>
+
+	<p><b><?php echo($GLOBALS["mask_url"]); ?></b></p>
diff --git a/res/html/mask/create.php b/res/html/mask/create.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..135106c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/html/mask/create.php
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+<form action="<?php echo webroot("private/create.php")?>"
+		method="post" enctype="multipart/form-data">
+	<p>
+        	<input type="text" placeholder="URL"
+			name="url_target" class="basic-text">
+	</p>
+
+	<p>
+		<input type="text" placeholder="Alias (Shortened URL)"
+			name="url_alias" class="basic-text">
+	</p>
+
+        <input style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px" type="submit"
+         value="FORGE <?php echo(strtoupper($GLOBALS["url_aliasize_item"])); ?>" name="submit">
+</form>
diff --git a/res/html/mask/death-1.html b/res/html/mask/death-1.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..a811af5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/html/mask/death-1.html
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+	<p>You didn't type in anything...</p>
+	<p>Come on, you can do better than that. :s</p>
diff --git a/res/html/mask/death-2.php b/res/html/mask/death-2.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c7db159
--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/html/mask/death-2.php
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+	<p>Er, that <?php echo(strtolower($GLOBALS["url_aliasize_item"])); ?>
+	already exists, try a different alias.</p>
diff --git a/res/html/mask/death-3.html b/res/html/mask/death-3.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..1eb3891
--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/html/mask/death-3.html
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+	<p>Now, mate, that wasn't an actual URL.</p>
+	<p>You had <i>one</i> job!...</p>
diff --git a/res/html/mask/death.html b/res/html/mask/death.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..60a385f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/html/mask/death.html
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+	<p>What the hell just happened? :o</p>
+	<p>I dunno, but maybe you should give it another go?</p>
diff --git a/res/html/menu.php b/res/html/menu.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..960af55
--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/html/menu.php
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+<div class="menu top-menu">
+	<h2>	<a href="<?php echo webroot(""); ?>">
+			<?php echo($GLOBALS["site_name"]); ?>
+		</a>
+		<a href="<?php echo webroot("d"); ?>">
+			<img id="duck"
+			src="<?php echo webroot("res/img/war_duck.png") ?>"
+			alt="Warduck lives!">
+		</a>
+	</h2>
+	<ul>
+		<li><a href="<?php echo webroot("coin.php"); ?>">file-beamer</a></li>
+		<li><a href="<?php echo webroot("mask.php") ?>">url-shortener</a></li>
+	</ul>
+</div>
diff --git a/res/html/nav.html b/res/html/nav.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..97473c1
--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/html/nav.html
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+<div class="menu top-menu">
+	<h2>	<a href="<!-- TMPL_VAR depth -->">
+			insert-coin
+		</a>
+		<a href="<!-- TMPL_VAR depth -->d/">
+			<img id="duck"
+			src="<!-- TMPL_VAR depth -->r/war_duck.png"
+			alt="Warduck lives!">
+		</a>
+	</h2>
+	<ul>
+		<li><a href="<!-- TMPL_VAR depth -->p/">file-beamer</a></li>
+		<li><a href="<!-- TMPL_VAR depth -->u/">url-shortener</a></li>
+	</ul>
+</div>
+
+
diff --git a/res/html/p-already-exists.html b/res/html/p-already-exists.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..dda661f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/html/p-already-exists.html
@@ -0,0 +1,4 @@
+<p>Er, a file with that name already exists— try a different name.</p>
+
+<img src="<!-- TMPL_VAR depth -->r/coin_die-big.png">
+
diff --git a/res/html/p-index.html b/res/html/p-index.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..fb09755
--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/html/p-index.html
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+<form action="/p/null" method="POST" enctype="multipart/form-data">
+	<p>
+        	<input type="text" placeholder="Filename (Blank for uploaded name)" 
+			name="filename" class="basic-text">
+	</p>
+
+	<input type="file" name="file" id="file"
+		style="margin: 0 auto">
+	<input style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px" type="submit"
+		value="INSERT COIN" name="submit">
+</form>
+	<img
+		alt="A big & yellow coin lying before a coin-slot"
+		src="<!-- TMPL_VAR depth -->r/coin-big.png">
+
diff --git a/res/html/p-no-data.html b/res/html/p-no-data.html
new file mode 100644
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--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/html/p-no-data.html
@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+<h2>404</h2>
+<p>Either that doesn't exist, or I couldn't manage to conjure it
+   into existence.</p>
+<p>Try again.</p> 
+<img src="<!-- TMPL_VAR depth -->r/coin_die-big.png">
diff --git a/res/html/p-success.html b/res/html/p-success.html
new file mode 100644
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--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/html/p-success.html
@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+<p>Your coin's
+	<a href="<!-- TMPL_VAR hostname --><!-- TMPL_VAR depth -->u/<!-- TMPL_VAR filename -->">over here.</a></p>
+
+<h3><!-- TMPL_VAR hostname --><!-- TMPL_VAR depth -->u/<!-- TMPL_VAR filename --></h3>
+<!-- TMPL_IF onion-hostname -->
+<h3><!-- TMPL_VAR onion-hostname --><!-- TMPL_VAR depth -->u/<!-- TMPL_VAR filename --></h3>
+<!-- /TMPL_IF -->
+
+<h5><!-- TMPL_VAR ipfs-hostname -->/ipfs/<!-- TMPL_VAR hash --></h5>
+<h5>https://ipfs.io/ipfs/<!-- TMPL_VAR hash --></h5>
+
+
+<img src="<!-- TMPL_VAR depth -->r/coin_win-big.png">
diff --git a/res/html/u-already-exists.html b/res/html/u-already-exists.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..a5a855b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/html/u-already-exists.html
@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+<h2>409</h2>
+<p>Er, that mask already exists-- try a different alias.</p>
+
+<img src="<!-- TMPL_VAR depth -->r/mask_die-big.png">
+
diff --git a/res/html/u-index.html b/res/html/u-index.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..d7a3aac
--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/html/u-index.html
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+<form action="/u/null" method="POST" enctype="multipart/form-data">
+	<p>
+        	<input type="text" placeholder="URL ('https://news.com', etc)"
+			name="target" class="basic-text">
+	</p>
+
+	<p>
+		<input type="text" placeholder="Alias ('dog', 'apple')"
+			name="alias-name" class="basic-text">
+	</p>
+
+	<input style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px" type="submit"
+		value="INSERT COIN" name="submit">
+</form>
+	<img
+		alt="A big, funny mask with a stupid mustache and glasses."
+		src="<!-- TMPL_VAR depth -->r/mask-big.png">
diff --git a/res/html/u-no-data.html b/res/html/u-no-data.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..cb535d7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/html/u-no-data.html
@@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
+<h2>404</h2>
+<p>No such URL or alias!</p>
+<p>Come on, you can do better than that. :s</p>
+
+<img src="<!-- TMPL_VAR depth -->r/mask_die-big.png">
diff --git a/res/html/u-success.html b/res/html/u-success.html
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..2f4cc4a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/res/html/u-success.html
@@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
+<p>Your mask is
+	<a href="<!-- TMPL_VAR protocol --><!-- TMPL_VAR hostname --><!-- TMPL_VAR depth -->u/<!-- TMPL_VAR alias-name -->">over here.</a></p>
+
+<h3><!-- TMPL_VAR target --></h3>
+<h3>↓</h3>
+<h3><!-- TMPL_VAR hostname --><!-- TMPL_VAR depth -->u/<!-- TMPL_VAR alias-name --></h3>
+
+<!-- TMPL_IF onion-hostname -->
+<h3><!-- TMPL_VAR onion-hostname --><!-- TMPL_VAR depth -->u/<!-- TMPL_VAR alias-name --></h3>
+<!-- /TMPL_IF -->
+
+<img src="<!-- TMPL_VAR depth -->r/mask_win-big.png">
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+
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diff --git a/src/handle-requests.lisp b/src/handle-requests.lisp
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+(in-package :distribute-coin)
+
+;; -------------------------------------
+;; handler-creation
+
+(defmacro create-regex-dispatcher (regex page-function)
+  "Just like tbnl:create-regex-dispatcher except it passes the entire
+  uri split into a list by slashes.
+  I.E., '/d/b/123/4' would pass arguments 'd', 'b', '123', and '4'.
+  Based on:
+  http://uint32t.blogspot.com/2007/12/restful-handlers-with-hunchentoot.html"
+  `(push (let ((scanner (cl-ppcre:create-scanner ,regex)))
+           (lambda (request)
+             (multiple-value-bind (whole-match matched-registers)
+               (cl-ppcre:scan-to-strings scanner (tbnl:script-name request))
+               (when whole-match
+                 (lambda ()
+                   (apply ,page-function
+                     (cdr (cl-ppcre:split "/" (tbnl:script-name request)))))))))
+     hunchentoot:*dispatch-table*))
+
+
+;; -------------------------------------
+
+;; LIST-OF-PATHS (LIST) → STRING
+(defun template (templates &optional (env '()))
+  "Return the output of several (or one) templates as a simple string."
+;;  (if env (setq env (concatenate 'list env *default-env*))
+;;    (setq env *default-env*))
+  (let ((output (make-string-output-stream))
+	(new-env (concatenate 'list env *default-env*)))
+    (mapcar (lambda (template)
+              (html-template:fill-and-print-template
+                template new-env
+		:stream output))
+      templates)
+    (get-output-stream-string output)))
+
+;; -------------------------------------
+
+;; STRING (STRING) → STRING
+(defun template-request (prefix &optional file (env '()))
+  "Returns the templated-version of a given request.
+  When given, for example, 'i' and 'what', it returns the template-
+  processed version of 'res/html/i-what.html', merged with the
+  'head.html' and 'foot.html' templates."
+  (when (not file) (setq file "index"))
+
+  (let* ((template (pathname (string+ prefix "-" file ".html")))
+         (template-path (string+ *html-dir* template))
+	 (new-env (concatenate
+		    'list env `(:site-name ,*site-name*
+					   :hostname ,*hostname*
+					  ,(if *onion-hostname* :onion-hostname)
+					  ,(if *onion-hostname* *onion-hostname*)
+					  :ipfs-hostname ,*ipfs-hostname*))))
+
+    (cond ((uiop:file-exists-p template-path)
+           (template (list #p"head.html" template #p"foot.html") new-env))
+          ('T
+            (template (list #p"head.html" template #p"foot.html") new-env)))))
+
+
+;; STRING STRING → NIL
+(defmacro standard-file-request (prefix file)
+  "Return a simple, static file to the client."
+  `(hunchentoot:handle-static-file (string+ ,prefix ,file)))
diff --git a/src/main.lisp b/src/main.lisp
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+(in-package :distribute-coin)
+
+;; -------------------------------------
+;; globals
+
+(defparameter *img-dir* #p"res/img/")
+(defparameter *html-dir* #p"res/html/")
+(defparameter *css-dir* #p"res/css/")
+(defparameter *upload-dir* #p"p/")
+(defparameter *alias-dir* #p"u/")
+(defparameter *default-env* '(:depth "/"))
+(defparameter *hostname* nil)
+(defparameter *protocol* nil)
+(defparameter *ipfs-hostname* nil)
+(defparameter *onion-hostname* nil)
+(defparameter *site-name* "distribute-coin ☭")
+
+
+(defun root-request (&rest ignored)
+  (template-request "p" "index"))
+
+;; -------------------------------------
+;; file-upload/download etc
+
+;; STRING {STRING} → STRING
+(defun p-request (p &optional file)
+  "Handle a /p/* request appropriately."
+  (if file
+    (file-request p file)
+    (template-request p)))
+
+
+;; STRING STRING → STRING/VARYING
+(defun file-request (p GET-filename)
+  "Handle a /p/ file-request-- I.E., either return a pre-existing uploaded
+  file, or upload and create a new file. Or return an error. W/e."
+  (let* ((upload-pair    (hunchentoot:post-parameter "file"))
+	 (pair-filename  (name-sanitize (ignore-errors (second upload-pair))))
+	 (POST-filename  (name-sanitize
+			   (hunchentoot:post-parameter "filename")))
+	 (filename       (choose-new-file-name pair-filename POST-filename
+					       (name-sanitize GET-filename)))
+	 (hash           nil)
+	 (env           `(:filename ,filename)))
+
+    (cond 
+      ((and upload-pair (alias-exists-p filename))
+           (setf (hunchentoot:return-code*) hunchentoot:+http-conflict+)
+           (template-request "p" "already-exists" env))
+      (upload-pair
+	(setq hash (file-upload (car upload-pair) filename))
+	(setq new-env (concatenate 'list `(:hash ,hash) env))
+	(template-request "p" "success" new-env))
+      ((alias-exists-p filename)
+	(alias-execute filename))
+      ('T
+       (setf (hunchentoot:return-code*) hunchentoot:+http-not-found+)
+       (template-request "p" "no-data")))))
+
+
+(defun file-upload (temp-location file-name)
+  (let ((hash (ipfs-gno:add temp-location)))
+    (alias-create file-name (ipfs-uri hash))
+    hash))
+
+(defun ipfs-uri (hash)
+  (string+ *ipfs-hostname* "/ipfs/" hash))
+
+(defun ipns-uri (hash)
+  (string+ *ipfs-hostname* "/ipns/" hash))
+
+;; -------------------------------------
+;; url alias/shortening
+
+;; STRING {STRING} → STRING
+(defun u-request (u &optional alias)
+  "Handle a /u/* request appropriately."
+  (if alias
+    (alias-request u alias)
+    (template-request u)))
+
+;; STRING STRING → STRING
+(defun alias-request (u GET-alias-name)
+  "Handle a /u/ alias-request. I.E., either redirect to another URL-- as per
+  the alias, or create a new redirect/alias. Or error… tiel la mondo iras."
+  (let* ((POST-alias-name (name-sanitize
+			    (hunchentoot:post-parameter "alias-name")))
+	 (alias-name      (if (zerop (length POST-alias-name))
+			    (name-sanitize GET-alias-name) POST-alias-name))
+	 (POST-target     (uri-sanitize (hunchentoot:post-parameter "target")))
+	 (env             `(:alias-name ,alias-name :target ,POST-target)))
+
+    (cond
+      ((and alias-name POST-target (alias-exists-p alias-name))
+       (setf (hunchentoot:return-code*) hunchentoot:+http-conflict+)
+       (template-request "u" "already-exists" env))
+      ((and alias-name POST-target)
+       (alias-create alias-name POST-target)
+       (template-request "u" "success" env))
+      ((alias-exists-p alias-name)
+       (alias-execute alias-name))
+      ('T
+       (setf (hunchentoot:return-code*) hunchentoot:+http-not-found+)
+       (template-request "u" "no-data")))))
+
+
+;; STRING → NIL 
+(defun alias-execute (alias)
+  "Actually 'execute' a given alias; I.E., redirect the client to the URL
+  written in the pathname respective to the given alias-name."
+  (hunchentoot:redirect (uiop:read-file-line (alias-pathname alias))))
+
+;; STRING STRING → NIL 
+(defun alias-create (alias target)
+  "Create an alias to a given URL."
+  (with-open-file (alias-file (alias-pathname alias) :direction :output
+			      :if-does-not-exist :create)
+    (format alias-file target)))
+
+;; STRING → BOOLEAN
+(defun alias-exists-p (alias)
+  "Return whether or not an alias of the given name exists."
+  (uiop:file-exists-p (alias-pathname alias)))
+
+;; STRING → PATHNAME
+(defun alias-pathname (alias)
+  "Return the pathname an alias of the given name would use."
+  (pathname (string+ *alias-dir* "/" alias)))
+
+
+;; -------------------------------------
+
+;; STRING STRING → VARYING
+(defun res-css-request (r css)
+  "Serve a CSS resource file."
+  (standard-file-request *css-dir* css))
+
+;; STRING STRING → VARYING
+(defun res-img-request (r image)
+  "Serve a resource image."
+  (standard-file-request *img-dir* image))
+
+
+;; -------------------------------------
+
+
+;; :NUMBER :PATHNAME :PATHNAME :PATHNAME :PATHNAME → ACCEPTOR
+(defun server (&key (hostname nil)
+		    (onion-hostname nil)
+		    (ipfs-hostname nil)
+		    (ipfs-api nil)
+		    (port 80) (upload-dir #p"p/") (alias-dir #p"u/")
+		    (html-dir #p"res/html/") (css-dir #p"res/css/")
+		    (img-dir #p"res/img/") (site-name "distribute-coin ☭"))
+  "Start the `insert-coin` server. :upload-dir, :html-dir,
+  and css-dir must contain relative paths to their
+  respective directories. The :upload-dir must be
+  writable to the server; the rest must only be
+  readable."
+  (setq html-template:*default-template-pathname* html-dir)
+  (setf *html-dir* html-dir)
+  (setf *img-dir* img-dir)
+  (setf *css-dir* css-dir)
+
+  (setf *site-name* site-name)
+
+  (setf *hostname* (or hostname (string+ "http://127.0.0.1:" port)))
+  (setf *onion-hostname* onion-hostname)
+  (setf *ipfs-hostname* (or ipfs-hostname "http://127.0.0.1:8080"))
+  (setf ipfs-gno:*api-host* (or ipfs-api "http://127.0.0.1:5001"))
+
+  (setf *alias-dir* alias-dir)
+  (setf *upload-dir* upload-dir)
+  (setf *alias-dir* alias-dir)
+  
+  (create-regex-dispatcher "/i/.*" #'template-request)
+  (create-regex-dispatcher "/r/.*\.png" #'res-img-request)
+  (create-regex-dispatcher "/r/.*\.css" #'res-css-request)
+  (create-regex-dispatcher "/p/.*" #'p-request)
+  (create-regex-dispatcher "/u/.*" #'u-request)
+  (create-regex-dispatcher "^/$" #'root-request)
+
+  (hunchentoot:start (make-instance 'hunchentoot:easy-acceptor :port port)))
diff --git a/src/package.lisp b/src/package.lisp
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+(defpackage :distribute-coin
+  (:use :cl)
+  (:export
+    :server
+    :template))
+
+(in-package :distribute-coin)
diff --git a/src/sanitize.lisp b/src/sanitize.lisp
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+++ b/src/sanitize.lisp
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+(in-package :distribute-coin)
+
+(defun valid-name-p (string)
+  (not (cl-ppcre:scan "^null$" string)))
+
+(defun name-sanitize (string)
+  (if (valid-name-p string)
+    (replace-all string
+		 '("\.html" "\.html\.txt")
+		 '("\\!" "_")  '("\\?" "_")
+		 '("\\" "_") '("/" "_")
+		 '("\\~" "_")  '("\\*" "_")
+		 '("\\$" "_")  '("\&" "_")
+		 '("\\=" "_")  '("\\+" "_")
+		 '("{" "_")  '("}" "_")
+		 '("\\[" "_")  '("\\]" "_")
+		 '("\\(" "_")  '("\\)" "_")
+		 '("<" "_")  '(">" "_")
+		 '(" " "_"))))
+
+(defun valid-uri-p (string)
+  (not (zerop (length string))))
+
+(defun uri-sanitize (string)
+  (if (valid-uri-p string)
+    (if (not (cl-ppcre:scan "://" string))
+	 (string+ "https://" string)
+	 string)))
diff --git a/src/util.lisp b/src/util.lisp
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+++ b/src/util.lisp
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+(in-package :distribute-coin)
+
+;; STRING → BOOLEAN
+(defun onion-url (url)
+  "Return whether or not a given URL is for an onion site."
+  (cl-ppcre:scan "\.onion" url))
+
+
+;; STRING PATTERN-PAIR … PATTERN-PAIR → STRING
+(defun replace-all (string &rest replace-pairs)
+  "Apply several sets of regex replacements to a string,
+  with each replacement in the form of a 'replacement-pair':
+  '(TARGET REPLACEMENT)
+  I.E., to replace 'a', you'd use
+  '('a' 'replacement-of-a')"
+
+  (mapcar (lambda (pair)
+	    (setq string
+		  (cl-ppcre:regex-replace-all
+		    (first pair) string (second pair))))
+	  replace-pairs)
+  string)
+
+
+;; STRING → STRING
+(defun file-type (filename)
+  "Return the file extension of a given filename."
+  (setq type-string (cl-ppcre:regex-replace-all ".*\\." filename "\."))
+  (if (or (zerop (length type-string))
+	  (not (cl-ppcre:scan "\\." filename)))
+    nil
+    type-string))
+
+
+(defun choose-new-file-name (original new-a new-b)
+  (setq new-name
+	(cond ((or (and (zerop (length new-a)) (zerop (length new-b)))
+		    (and (not new-a) (not new-b)))
+		original)
+	       ((zerop (length new-a))
+		new-b)
+	       ('T new-a)))
+  (if (equal new-name "nil") (setq new-name original))
+  (if (not (file-type new-name))
+    (string+ new-name (file-type original))
+    new-name))
+
+
+;; STRING-A STRING-B … STRING-N → STRING
+(defun string+ (&rest strings)
+    "Combine an arbitrary amount of strings into a single string."
+      (reduce (lambda (a b) (format nil "~A~A" a b)) strings))